ROASTMYSITE™

LET’S SEE
HOW BAD IT IS.

Paste your website. Get a brutally honest breakdown of what hurts the design, UX and conversion — and what to fix first.

No signup. One public page. The audit only looks.

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Scanning

Scanning

Reading the page structure...

  • CTA hierarchyHigh
  • Mobile UXHigh
  • Copy clarityMedium

Demo report

The roast is fun.
The fix is the point.

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Sample roast

Not dead. But definitely needs help.

42/100

Design

6.2 /10

UX

4.8 /10

Mobile

3.9 /10

Copy

5.1 /10

Trust

4.4 /10

Conversion

3.7 /10

  1. 01

    Issue

    Primary action is unclear

    Priority High

    Roast

    Your CTA is hiding like it owes someone money.

    Why it matters

    When several buttons compete, people don’t choose one.

    Fix

    Increase contrast, move the main action above the fold, and remove competing secondary actions.

  2. 02

    Issue

    Headline is vague

    Priority High

    Roast

    This hero tells me everything except what you actually do.

    Why it matters

    A first-time visitor should learn the outcome in one sentence.

    Fix

    Say who it’s for and what changes after they use it. Then show the button.

  3. 03

    Issue

    Price is hard to find

    Priority High

    Roast

    Users should not need detective skills to find your pricing.

    Why it matters

    A hidden price adds a second decision and reads like a sales trap.

    Fix

    Put the price next to the main action. Say the number. Drop the asterisk.

Demo report. It is not a live measurement.

What the roast covers

  • 01Performance
  • 02Accessibility
  • 03Mobile layout
  • 04UX structure
  • 05Content
  • 06Goal clarity
  • 07Headings
  • 08Actions
  • 09Metadata
  • 10Page type

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  1. 01

    Nobody knows what this button does.

  2. 02

    Four CTAs compete for attention.

  3. 03

    The headline says nothing specific.

  4. 04

    Pricing is buried.

Four buttons. One job.

Same product. Better decisions.

Halo Metrics, before and after. Same offer, same sections, clearer hierarchy.

Before

https://halo-metrics.com

HALOLog in

THE PLATFORM FOR MODERN TEAMS

Reimagine the way your team synergizes

Unlock seamless collaboration with workflow intelligence built to help modern teams align stakeholders, funnel stages, and quarterly goals across the business.

Learn moreBook a demoWatchGet started free

Insights

Real-time everything.

Synergy

Keep every team aligned.

Scale

Grow without the chaos.

Starting at $49/month* — billed annually, details on request.
After

https://halo-metrics.com/after

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Start the audit

For marketing teams

See which pages lose you customers.

One weekly report: where people leave, what they missed, and the fix to try first.

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Where they leave

Pages with the highest exit rate.

What they missed

The section they never reached.

What to change

The first fix to try this week.

Two more roasts

Restaurant · Nonna’s Table

Beautiful photography. Shame nobody can find tonight’s opening hours.

Fix. Place location, hours and the reservation action above the fold.

Demo score 51/100

https://nonnastable.com

Nonna’s TableMenu · Story · Gallery · Contact

Seasonal pasta, since 1984

A long note about the farm, the fire, and the family.

Tonight

Hours are on the contact page.

Reserve a table

Portfolio · Jules Chen

Your work is good. Your homepage makes people work to find it.

Fix. Lead with 3 strongest projects instead of a biography.

Demo score 44/100

https://juleschen.com

Index · Work · AboutContact

Jules Chen

Multidisciplinary designer working across brand, digital, and whatever the project needs.

How it works

Three steps. Then a short list of what to fix.

  1. 01

    Paste the URL

    Any public page. No account.

  2. 02

    Get the damage report

    Performance, accessibility, mobile, UX, content, and goal clarity.

  3. 03

    Fix what matters first

    A short list. The problems that lose people.

STILL THINK
YOUR SITE IS FINE?

No signup. One public page. The audit only looks.